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Pakastani - Jokes |
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Indian Export...
An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts ... read on >>
THat is because we are Pakistani...
Fazlu migrated from Peshawar to Bronx and started in first Grade.
First day after school when his father picked him up in his taxi, Fazlu was ecstatic. “You know what, Abba-jaan?” he said, “The tea... read on >>
Star Trek Show...
A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and
walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and
walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the ... read on >>
Jai Bharat...
Once there were 5 people travelling in a plane.There was an American,a Chinese,a British,an Indian & a Pakistani.One of the engines failed so the chinese who was the pilot said that one of the poeple ... read on >>
Cricketers in debate...
An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts ... read on >>
Sardar's war with pakistanis...
One day a group of 30 Pakistani soldiers are on patrol at the Indo - Pak border when they come upon an Indian sardarji soldier relaxing on top of a small hill.
The Sardarji puts his hands on his hip... read on >>
Trust India...
The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter jets. They invited over a Chinese official and at a gathering, the Chinese guy says to the Pakis, 'These planes are so simple, eve... read on >>
One liner......
How do you save a drowning Pakistani?
Take your foot off his head!
... read on >>
Fill it up with water...
Two guys, an Indian, a Pakistani are out walking together one day. These 2 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give you each one wish, that's two wishes tot... read on >>
Paki Sardar!...
A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve Pakistanis here?'.
'Sure we do,' replied the bartender.
'Good,' said the Sardar. 'Give me a beer... read on >>
Chewing gum...
A gum-chewing Paki and a Indian are sitting together in a restaurant. The Paki feels really proud to be a Pakistani, so he starts a conversation.
He asks the Indian, 'When you eat bread, do you eat a... read on >>
Pakistan Army...
Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his
intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the
bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and... read on >>
Egg-cellent...
On the Indo-Pak border, a pakistani hen crosses over to the Indian side and lays an egg. As Harvinder Singh, a BSF jawan is about to pick it, a pakistani soldier challenges him, and says that since th... read on >>
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