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Vijay Krishna Acharya
Vishal-Shekhar
Kausar Munir
Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Akshay Kumar, Anil Kapoor.
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Tashan Movie Review
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April 25, 2008 5:57:26 PM IST
By Martin D'Souza, Bollywood Trade News Network
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Lots of style, lots of pre-release hype but sadly no substance. TASHAN is a waste of viewer’s time and money.
So I will not waste my time reviewing this movie but will try and talk in the lingo that Anil Kapoor tries to talk, half-English, half-hinglish and half Hindi.
You see, Thees movie is not a movie. Then you will be saying what hai this? I simply say these is ekdum boredom, phillum. They make public paagal with release like this that even the actors who acted in it will be bhagging for cover. You understand what I say no? Nahi? Bas, yeh phillum bhi kuch aisa hi hai. Your bheja become fry and you wonder why!
You see, the Anil Kapoor is a bhai who kills with bat, hockey stick, guns and even tennis racket. The Kareena Kapoor, is also with him in his adda. Lot noise made in media because of her size 0. They were right. Movie also ZERO.
You see, The Saif Ali Khan is doing work in one call centre. He likes girls. Wants to date everyone and usko they say guruji! The Akshay is Bachan Pandey and he flies faster than Spiderman, Superman, Batman and Perman put together. Kya kamala ka flying he is doing over buildings and all.
You see, and then you sochta hai, what you doing sitting in theatre watching all this nonsense. But then you paid paisa to get in to your seat so you wait and see. But you keep seeing nonsense after nonsense coming on bada pardah. Then movie get over then you go home with a big sar dard!
TO GO OR NOT:
Arre baba, I said you no. Don’t waste money on ticket. Give money to poor person who is begging for food on street. He will give you dua and you will be doubly blessed. Pocho kaisa? You will be saved trouble of watching trash and tumahara paisa will be used to feed some poor garib.
PS: Ram Gopal Varma Sir. I salute you. Sorry to have slammed your phillum. Your Aag was better than this Jashan!
Ratings: 0/5
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