Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota
Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de
Friends I have an idea … I have a grand idea!
Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya … lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?
Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi … thakaane ke mood mein hoon
Meri biwi BMW nikli … “Bewafaa Meri Wife”
Tu chuha mota hai … par tera khali lota hai
Don’t horny me!
Jab se tu father India bana hai … tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai
Jahan khada hoga paap … kaatega kulhadi banke baap
