Zindagi mein sabse badi khushi tab milti hai … jab aapki country ka flag shaan se lehra raha hota hai
Yeh besabar dil toh khud nahi jaanta … ki tujhe kitna chahta hai
Ye toh lust hai yaar kya kehte hai hindi mei… Hawaas, Vasna, chee sounds of vulgar… English hee theek hai… It’s hormone of laucha
Prince charming milne se pehle … bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai
Ladkiya koi Tissue Paper nahi hoti… Jo use kara aur phek diya… Par apko kisne use kiya Mam Ye besabar dil toh khud nahi janta… Ki tujhe kitna chahta hai…
Ek din tumhe khud pata chal jayega ki koi apne desh ke liye jaan kyu deta hai
Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost … cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost … girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost … kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost
Life mein hamesha wahi nahi jeetta joh zyada taqatwar hota hai … balki woh jeetta hai jiski jeet se doosro ka bhala ho … Hitler haar gaya tha aur Gandhiji jeet gaye the … so darro mat lado aur jeetto
A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple
