Kyun thak re ho?
Langoors have my angoors
Yeh mera baap hai … aur main iska paap hoon
Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke
Beauty beauty beauty … beti beti beti
Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi … band karna bhool gaye
Badtameez, malik ke hote hue … ek driver gadi chalayega
Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haath … woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat
Chillar ka pata nahi … lekin mujh mein change aa gaya hai
Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede … badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele
You have bloody piles in your brains
Najayaz are born out of love … real sons out of duty
Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi … mehndi laga li hai
Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata … aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata
Shakahari ke pet mein machchi … aai shapat kai tari hai gochi
Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai … aai shapat kai tari gochi hai
Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai … engagement ke liye ek dabao … shaadi ke liye do dabao … aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao
Slumdog ka pata nahi … lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai
Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na … meri bahut phatti hai
BBC ka pata nahi … but I’ve got news for you
George Michael ka pata nahi … but have faith in me
Dine, wine, maaro me line … I am free after nine … place is yours or mine?
Sambhar ka pata nahi … lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi
