Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli … yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na … toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai
Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se … aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se
Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye … varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai
Agar woh dono nahi mile na … toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga
Logon ke din aate hai … meri raat aayi
Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai
Saale ghadhe … ministeron ki najayaz aulad
Imaandari fashion mein nahi hai … baimaani hai hit, super hit
Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God
Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai
Jaan bachane ke liye jaan deni bhi padti hai … kabhi kabhi
Desh bhakton ka ek hi mazhab hota hai … desh bhakti
Jab aisi taisi hoti hai … toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai
Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai … rishwat ya goli
