Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo
Milan ke bina love story poori nahi hoti … par joh poori nahi hoti, kya woh love story nahi hoti?
Bhichad ke tujhse ab mujhe marna hai … yeh tajurba issi zindagi mein karna hai
Apne ghar mein kutta bhi sher hota hai … lekin sher har jagah sher hota hai
Jithe maafi hai uthe pyar hai … jithe pyar hai uthe rab hai
Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi … achchi nahi lagti
Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai
Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti … aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti
A for Apple teh H for Hen … Pathan is saying ki there and then … kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena
Woh dil hi kya joh dhadke na … woh chunni ki kya joh sarke na … woh soorma ki kya joh rarke na … te woh yaar hi kya joh yaar ke liye tadpe na
Yeh dil hai na … tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai
Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai … dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai … dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai
Tere khandaan mein maarne ka rivaj hai kya?
Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh … phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh
Boothi changi nahi ho te baat changi karni chahiye … aur baat changi na kar sako … toh mooh band rakhna chahiye
Sardar ki dastaar par haath uthayega na … toh Sardar utha dega
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai … ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? … sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar
Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi … baki sab lil lil ghodi
Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti … aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti
Think of kamina aur kamina haazir
Paaji Sardar par joke na karna aur joker mat samajhna
Joh bheed mein shikaar kare woh sher nahin thug hota hai … aur agar dushman tagda ho, toh usse maarne ka mazaa hi alag hota hai
Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho … ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho
Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na … usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai
Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke … mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha
Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck … dono luck ki baat hoti hai
Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna … bulaye nahi jaande
Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar … baki sab bekaar
Silencer pao puttar … silencer
Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme … ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati
Oye oye oye yaad mat dila … rom rom romantic ho jata hai
