Pyar mein aise pagla gaye hain
  Pandey ji ne kaand kar diya
  Arre kaand kar diya
  Arre kaand kar diya
  Tumne maanga UP gori
  Naam tere brahmand kar diya
Pandey khade hain dekho chashma lagai ke
  Paan ka beeda gilauri chabai ke
Kya baat hai!
Dekhe nagar saari, dekhe gujariya
  Laage kahin na inko najariya
  Pandey khade hain dekho dekho dekho
Tanik baat suniye!
Innocent se pehle the
  Kehti thi duniya
  Toone bigaad diya
  Oh meri muniya
Muniya!
Ho innocent se pehle the
  Kehti thi duniya
  Toone bigaad diya
  Oh meri muniya
  Moochhon ka pahad bana ke
  Set wet ka gel laga ke
Arre aankhon pe chashma chadhaya
  Set wet ka gel laga ke
  Tere peechhe peechhe meri jaan
  Yeh kamaal hua re
Munna badnaam hua
  Munna badnaam hua darling tere liye
  Munna badnaam hua darling tere liye
  Munna badnaam hua
Bhokal kar diye
Kehte hain
  Collar pe chashma tika ke
  Moochhon ka baan ke
  Lag gaye hain tere peechhe
  Set wet ka gel laga ke
  Hum hain tere peechhe
  UP ke sab raste diye hain
  Tere chakkar mein oh raani
  Kitnon ko kantaap diye hain
  Teri gali ke bachchon ko
  Meri bullet ka number yaad ho gaya
  Hamre ghar wale soche
  Launda unka barbaad ho gaya
Border jaisi body hai
  Par duty karte thaane mein
  Duty karte thaane mein
  Duty karte thaane mein
  Tod-phod yeh karte hain
  Par interest hai gaane mein
  Interest hai gaane mein
  Ji interest hai gaane mein
Hain charche aam tere
  Subah se shaam mein tere
  Dil kya sambhale koyi
  Hain aise kaam tere
  Keeje aise kaam meri jaan
  Dil beimaan hua re
Gaana rewind hua
  Munna badnaam hua darling tere liye
  Munna badnaam hua darling tere liye
  Munna badnaam hua
Mogambo khush hua
Behad nuksaan hua darling tere liye
  Munna badnaam hua darling tere liye
  Haan behad nuksaan hua darling tere liye
  Dil tere naam hua darling tere liye
  Salman Khan hua darling tere liye
