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Ikkis Box Office: Dharmendra’s Emotional Farewell Earns Rs 7 Cr On Opening Day

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Ikkis, the final big-screen appearance of late veteran actor Dharmendra, released in theatres on January 1, 2026, and arrived as far more than just another Bollywood release. The film opened to an emotionally charged response, with audiences across the country turning cinema halls into spaces of remembrance and tribute. For generations of fans who grew up watching Dharmendra’s iconic performances, Ikkis became a deeply personal farewell—one that blended cinema, legacy, and collective emotion.

Despite facing formidable competition from Ranveer Singh’s Dhurandhar, which continues to dominate the box office, Ikkis managed to secure a respectable opening on its first day. According to early estimates reported by Sacnilk, the film earned approximately Rs 7 crore on Day 1. It also registered an overall occupancy of 31.94 per cent, a noteworthy figure considering Dhurandhar’s overwhelming presence across multiplexes and single-screen theatres.

What sets Ikkis apart is not just its box office performance, but the emotional gravity surrounding its release. Dharmendra, who passed away on November 24, 2025, appears on screen one final time, making the viewing experience profoundly moving for audiences. Fans arrived in large numbers to honour the legendary actor, many of whom described the film as a dignified and heartfelt goodbye to one of Hindi cinema’s most enduring stars.

Social media platforms were flooded with emotional reactions soon after the first shows concluded. Netizens shared memories, film clips, and heartfelt messages, calling Ikkis a fitting farewell to the actor fondly remembered as the “Sholay star.” For many viewers, watching Dharmendra on screen for the last time transformed the theatrical experience into a moment of shared grief and gratitude—an opportunity to celebrate a life that shaped decades of Indian cinema.

Adding to the film’s significance is the fact that Ikkis marks the big-screen debut of Agastya Nanda, who plays a key role under the direction of acclaimed filmmaker Sriram Raghavan. Known for his meticulous storytelling, Raghavan brings a restrained yet emotionally resonant tone to the film, allowing its characters—and especially Dharmendra—to leave a lasting impact.

Critics have responded positively to Ikkis, praising both its performances and its emotional depth. The review noted that Ikkis is special in more ways than one, primarily because it features the last big-screen appearance of the legendary actor. Dharmendra essays the role of ML Khetarpal, the father of Second Lieutenant Arun Khetarpal, and his presence adds immense emotional weight to the narrative. According to the review, every scene featuring Dharmendra carries a quiet ache, constantly reminding viewers of his absence and the irreplaceable loss suffered by the Hindi film industry.

The review further applauded Sriram Raghavan’s decision to give Dharmendra ample screen time. This choice, it said, proved to be one of the film’s wisest creative decisions. Dharmendra acts as an emotional bridge between the past and the present, grounding the story with warmth, dignity, and lived-in wisdom. His performance lingers long after the film ends, leaving a deep and lasting impression on audiences.

Based on the untold true story of India’s youngest Param Vir Chakra awardee, Second Lieutenant Arun Khetarpal, Ikkis explores courage, sacrifice, and familial bonds against the backdrop of national service. Dharmendra’s portrayal of ML Khetarpal adds emotional authenticity to the story, reinforcing the human cost behind acts of extraordinary bravery.

Alongside Dharmendra and Agastya Nanda, the film also features Jaideep Ahlawat, Simar Bhatia, and Sikander Kher in pivotal roles, all of whom contribute strong performances that support the film’s emotional core.

While Dhurandhar may be the undeniable box office force this season, Ikkis has proven that legacy, emotional resonance, and heartfelt storytelling still hold immense value for audiences. With a solid opening, critical acclaim, and overwhelming emotional support from fans, Ikkis has begun its box office journey on a meaningful and memorable note—one that honours both a national hero and a cinematic legend.

Vrusshabha: How Mohanlal’s Pan-India Film Failed

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For most of 2025, Mohanlal appeared to be enjoying one of the strongest commercial phases of his career. Back-to-back successes reaffirmed his box-office authority, and the narrative around the “Complete Actor” seemed unassailable. That makes the fate of Vrusshabha all the more startling. Positioned as a big-ticket, pan-Indian spectacle and mounted on a reported budget of ₹70 crore, the film has ended its theatrical run as the biggest commercial disaster of Mohanlal’s career—and one of the most severe box-office collapses seen in recent Indian cinema.

The numbers leave little room for debate. Trade estimates place the film’s India opening day collections at around ₹60–61 lakh, among the weakest openings for a Mohanlal release in the modern era. After six days, worldwide theatrical collections reportedly stalled at approximately ₹2.04 crore. Against a production cost of ₹70 crore, this translates into a recovery of less than three per cent, or a deficit of roughly 97 per cent—an extraordinary figure for a film carrying such scale, ambition, and star value.

A closer look at the language-wise performance underscores the depth of the rejection. On day one, the Malayalam version reportedly collected around ₹46 lakh, while the Hindi version struggled at about ₹2 lakh. Other dubbed versions failed to make any meaningful impact. This was not a case of one market underperforming while another compensated; Vrusshabha failed to connect across the board.

Released on Christmas Day, the film was clearly designed as a festive tentpole. Instead, it encountered swift and decisive resistance from both critics and audiences. Reviews were largely unforgiving, describing the film as an uninspired reincarnation drama weighed down by weak writing and uneven execution. Particular criticism was directed at the visual effects, with several reviewers calling the AI-assisted imagery distracting or even unintentionally comic. The screenplay, meanwhile, was widely labelled rushed and emotionally hollow.

Ironically, the very element meant to anchor the film—Mohanlal’s dual role as a medieval king and a contemporary businessman—proved insufficient. Trade commentary repeatedly pointed to a wafer-thin story and tacky dialogue that failed to exploit the dramatic potential of the concept. In a market increasingly driven by content credibility, scale alone could not compensate for the lack of narrative depth.

The timing of the release further complicated matters. The Christmas corridor was crowded, and competing titles quickly seized audience attention. Most notably, the Hindi hit Dhurandhar dominated the festive box office, leaving little oxygen for a film already struggling with poor word of mouth. Within days, exhibitors in Kerala reportedly began replacing Vrusshabha to minimise losses—a rare and telling move for a Mohanlal-led project. In many centres, the film failed to complete even a full week in theatres.

What makes this collapse particularly historic is the contrast with Mohanlal’s other releases in the same year. L2 Empuraan opened with massive momentum and went on to achieve all-time blockbuster status. Thudarum sustained strong weekend growth to emerge as a blockbuster, while Hridayapoorvam comfortably secured a super-hit verdict. Against these films, Vrusshabha appeared dead on arrival, showing no signs of a weekend rebound.

The day-wise India net figures tell a stark story. From ₹0.60 crore on day one, collections fell sharply to ₹0.32 crore on Friday, then slid further over the weekend, dropping to ₹0.19 crore on Saturday and ₹0.10 crore on Sunday. By Monday and Tuesday, daily numbers were negligible, prompting widespread removal from screens. For exhibitors, the decision was pragmatic rather than dramatic: continuing to run the film meant compounding losses.

Historically, the scale of the failure is what sets Vrusshabha apart. L2: Empuraan reportedly earned more in its first 48 hours than Vrusshabha is expected to make over its entire theatrical lifetime. Ticketing data paints an equally grim picture, with Thudarum clocking millions of admissions while Vrusshabha reportedly managed only around 14,000 tickets in its first five days—a career low for the superstar.

As the industry looks toward 2026, focus shifts to Mohanlal’s upcoming Drishyam 3. Vrusshabha, however, will linger as a cautionary tale—proof that in today’s theatrical ecosystem, star power and scale cannot override weak storytelling. For the trade, it is a reminder that spectacle without substance is no longer a risk worth taking.

He Was Orphaned at 14 and Slept Hungry—Then Became Bollywood’s Cult Hero

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Bollywood is often described as a land of glittering opportunities, but the reality is far more complex. While some stars are launched effortlessly, others fight relentlessly for years just to be seen. One such inspiring story belongs to Arshad Warsi, an actor now celebrated for his impeccable comic timing and unforgettable characters, but once a young boy simply trying to survive in Mumbai.

Arshad’s life took a heartbreaking turn early on. Orphaned at the age of 14, he was forced to quit school and fend for himself. With no safety net, he took up whatever work he could find. From working as a door-to-door salesman to hustling at a photo lab, survival became his only focus. Amid the struggle, he discovered an unexpected refuge—dance.

What began as an interest soon turned into passion. Arshad joined a local dance group and started performing wherever he could. His talent didn’t go unnoticed for long. In 1993, he choreographed the title track of Roop Ki Rani Choron Ka Raja, a big-budget film of its time. The assignment gave him financial stability and opened doors in the film industry.

A few years later, he got his first acting break with a small role in Tere Mere Sapne, produced by Amitabh Bachchan. However, success didn’t come easy. For nearly a decade, Arshad struggled to leave an impact despite consistent efforts. Films came and went, but recognition remained elusive.

Everything changed in 2003 when Rajkumar Hirani cast him as Circuit, the lovable sidekick to Sanjay Dutt’s Munna Bhai in Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. The role turned Arshad into a household name overnight and is still considered one of Bollywood’s most iconic characters. Though he followed it up with mixed experiences, including what he called a “bad phase” during Hulchul, Arshad never looked back.

He went on to win hearts with performances in Golmaal, Dhamaal, Salaam Namaste, Kabul Express, Anthony Kaun Hai?, and the Jolly LLB franchise. Today, Arshad Warsi stands tall as one of Bollywood’s most reliable and underrated performers, with upcoming films like King, Dhamaal 4, and Welcome To The Jungle lined up.

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2 – Aaja Hulchul Karenge Song Lyrics starring Kapil Sharma, Tridha Choudhury

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Song name – Aaja Hulchul Karenge
Singer Afsana Khan
Album Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2
Lyricist Ajay Kumar
Music Yug Bhusal
Director Anukalp Goswami
Cast Kapil Sharma, Tridha
Music Label Ishtar Music

Check out Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon 2 – Aaja Hulchul Karenge Song Lyrics starring Kapil Sharma, Tridha Choudhury

Haaye meri chitt chor najariya
Lipat ke tu rehna giregi bijuriya
Bali umariya quatil kamriya
Yauvan ki chhayi hai mujhpe badariya

Haan chhat ka mauva hun mein baalmaa
Taiyar hun tu mera pakk gaya
Kachha bhura rang ho gaya jawa
Rang gulabi hua hai mera

Gulab ban jaungi tu bahon mein aa
Phir dhire dhire jara apna jaadu chala
Gulab ban jaungi tu bahon mein aa
Phir dhire dhire jara apna jaadu chala

Rangeen rangeen picture dikhaun tujhe
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re

Rangeen rangeen picture dikhaun tujhe
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re

Arre banke tu sawan baras jana re
Main aahein bharu tu lipat jana re
Chal andhere mein sare buza ke diye
Aaja duri ka kissa khatam kar le re

Itra ki hun shishi mahkungi bada
Saiya re saiya mujhe tan pe laga
Itra ki hun shishi mahkungi bada
Saiya re saiya mujhe tan pe laga

Rangeen rangeen picture dikhau tujhe
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re

Rangeen rangeen picture dikhau tujhe
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re
Aaja hulchul karenge kothariya me re

Nagarjuna’s 2025 Wrapped: Sons’ Happiness Steals the Show

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As New Year 2026 approaches, Nagarjuna Akkineni is closing 2025 on a deeply content note. In a recent interaction, the veteran actor reflected on the past year with gratitude, calling it one of the most satisfying phases of his life — both personally and professionally. According to Nagarjuna, 2025 gave him everything he could have hoped for.

Speaking to ETimes, Nagarjuna described the year as “very, very satisfying,” adding that the greatest happiness came from seeing his sons settled and content in their personal lives. His younger son, Akhil Akkineni, tied the knot with Zainab Ravdjee in June this year, while his elder son, Naga Chaitanya, completed one year of marriage with Sobhita Dhulipala in December.

Reflecting on this, Nagarjuna said that life inevitably comes with its share of challenges, but he feels relieved and proud that both his sons have found happiness. Seeing them settled, he admitted, has brought him immense peace and fulfilment as a father.

On the professional front, 2025 proved equally memorable. Nagarjuna revisited some of his most exciting projects of the year, beginning with Kubera, where he collaborated with Dhanush for the first time. Calling the experience joyful, Nagarjuna noted that both actors share a similar mindset — confident, secure, and unthreatened by each other’s presence on screen.

Later in the year came Coolie, which marked another major milestone. The film allowed Nagarjuna to work alongside Tamil cinema legend Rajinikanth for the first time. Adding to the significance, Coolie also saw Nagarjuna step into the role of a villain — a first in his long and celebrated career.

Beyond new projects, 2025 also revived nostalgia with the re-release of Shiva. Nagarjuna expressed amazement at the film’s renewed impact, especially among Gen Z audiences. Decades after its original release, Shiva managed to connect with young viewers just as powerfully as it had with audiences 30 years ago. He also shared that internationally, Shiva remains one of the films he is most recognized for, alongside Geethanjali.

Earlier this year, Nagarjuna had also shared an emotional note welcoming Zainab Ravdjee into the family after Akhil’s wedding. The intimate ceremony, held at his home, was a moment of immense joy for him and his wife Amala, making 2025 a year he will always cherish.

W.i.S.H. – Mera Aasmaan Song Lyrics

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Song name – Mera Aasmaan
Singers – Ri, Zo, Suchi and Sim 
Music Composed by – Mikey McCleary 
Music Produced and Mixed by Mikey McCleary and Parth Parekh for Bay Music House 
Lyrics – Sahir Nawab, Mikey McCleary and Parth Parekh

Check out Mera Aasmaan Song Lyrics by W.i.S.H

Jab mushkil muskurana, khudse ye kaho
“Main hoon poori kaabil, kar loon haasil duniya ko”
Jab mushkil hai bhulana, you gotta let it go
Aage badhte jaana, nayi subah aane ko

Apna jahaan
Hum nikle manzil le kar chali waha
Jo tha hona, ho gaya
I’m going up, up, up
Karti na kismat intezaar
I’m going up, up, up
Mili jeene ki wajah

Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi
Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi

Ye hee mera aasmaan
Ye hee mera aasmaan

Girte, phir uthe hum
We never take it slow
Manzil ye bulaye, dhun ye gaaye, to suno
Sapne ye adhoore se na chhod do
Wakt ye humara, dil kahe jo wo karo

Apna jahaan
Hum nikle manzil le kar chali waha
Jo tha hona, ho gaya
I’m going up, up, up (I’m going up)
Karti na kismat intezaar
I’m going up, up, up (I’m going up)
Mili jeene ki wajah

Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi
Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi

Ye hee mera aasmaan (Come sing with me now, baby)
Ye hee mera aasmaan (Yeah)
Ye hee mera aasmaan (Yeah)
Ye hee mera aasmaan (Jeene ki wajah)

Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi (Ho-oh)
Mera aasmaan, befikar chali
Likhoon meri daastaan, na roke koi

Ye hee mera aasmaan (Jeene ki wajah)

A R Rahman Turns Actor at Last! Oscar Winner to Make Acting Debut in Moonwalk

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For over three decades, A R Rahman has ruled Indian cinema as one of its most celebrated music composers, delivering timeless soundtracks that continue to define generations. Now, in a move that has taken fans completely by surprise, the Oscar-winning maestro is set to make his acting debut—and that too in a full-fledged comedy film titled Moonwalk.

Directed by Manoj N S and produced by Behindwoods Productions, Moonwalk is already being described as one of the most unusual and exciting projects scheduled for a May 2026 theatrical release. Adding to the film’s buzz is the presence of legendary dancer and actor Prabhudeva, who plays a pivotal role alongside Rahman.

In the film, A R Rahman will be seen portraying a fictional “angry young film director,” a character that marks a complete departure from the calm, reserved public image audiences associate with him. Interestingly, this isn’t Rahman’s only first in Moonwalk. The composer has also lent his voice to all five songs in the film, giving the soundtrack a singular and cohesive musical identity.

Talking about the collaboration, director Manoj N S shared his excitement about filming the song “Mayile” with Rahman and Prabhudeva. He revealed that the number turned into a visual treat, with Prabhudeva delivering one of his finest dance performances. Manoj also thanked choreographer Sekhar Master for elevating the song with his creative vision.

What makes Rahman’s presence even more special is that he appears throughout the song, adding what the director described as a “cute charm” and a “very special vibe.” After witnessing Rahman’s comfort on camera, Manoj decided to expand his role beyond the song. The composer graciously agreed, leading to a surprise scene that audiences won’t see coming. According to the director, the entire set was thrilled watching Rahman enjoy himself as an actor, making the moment truly memorable.

Prabhudeva essays the role of Babootty, a young and passionate film choreographer, while comedian Yogi Babu adds to the madness by playing multiple quirky characters, including Kavarimaan Narayanan and Dubai Mathew. Manoj has teased a major surprise related to Yogi Babu’s role, which will be revealed at the audio launch.

With a strong ensemble cast featuring Aju Varghese, Arjun Ashokan, Redin Kingsley, Rajendran and several others, Moonwalk promises a laugh-packed cinematic experience—one that will showcase A R Rahman like never before.

Shashi Kapoor’s Wedding Night Surprise: Strangers in the Bedroom

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Stories from Hindi cinema’s legendary Kapoor family have always fascinated fans, but rarely have they been shared with such warmth and detail. In a recent podcast conversation with actor-filmmaker Pooja Bhatt, Kunal Kapoor, son of the late Shashi Kapoor, opened a window into the extraordinary, unconventional life within the Kapoor household and the boundless generosity that defined his grandfather, theatre icon Prithviraj Kapoor.

Kunal revealed that during the Partition, the Kapoor home functioned less like a private residence and more like a public shelter. Doors were never locked, and refugees freely entered and exited the house. Many slept wherever space allowed — in corridors, on staircases, and even on the terrace. At a time of immense turmoil, the Kapoor home became a sanctuary, embodying Prithviraj Kapoor’s belief in shared humanity.

One of the most memorable anecdotes Kunal shared involved his parents’ wedding night. Shashi Kapoor had just married British actor Jennifer Kendal when she walked into their bedroom only to find two complete strangers calmly sitting and drinking coffee. Shocked, she asked who they were. For the Kapoor family, however, this was entirely normal. Their home was always open to guests, acquaintances, and people in need, often blurring the line between family and strangers.

Kunal also fondly recalled Tara Bai, a cook who arrived at Prithviraj Kapoor’s home after losing her entire family during Partition. With nothing but determination, she built her own tandoor in the Kapoor courtyard and began cooking naan. Soon, she wasn’t just feeding the household but the entire neighbourhood. Kunal affectionately described her as a pioneer of portable tandoors, whose food became legendary in the area.

The conversation also touched upon Shashi Kapoor’s deep connection with Kolkata’s iconic Fairlawn Hotel. It was there that he first met Jennifer Kendal, who was staying with her parents. The hotel became a recurring chapter in their love story, eventually witnessing their marriage in July 1958. Kunal joked that he might have been conceived at Fairlawn, adding that the hotel later reserved a permanent suite for his father. During the filming of 36 Chowringhee Lane, the entire crew stayed there, and to this day, the staff fondly remember Shashi Kapoor as “Shashi Baba.”

Shashi Kapoor and Jennifer Kendal had three children — Kunal, Karan, and Sanjana. After Jennifer’s untimely death in 1984, Shashi was heartbroken, but her artistic legacy lives on through Prithvi Theatre in Mumbai. Today, Kunal and Sanjana continue to run the iconic space, preserving a family tradition rooted in theatre, generosity, and an open door to the world.

Dharmendra’s Final Film Ikkis: How His Real-Life Pain Shaped a Performance for the Ages

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The passing of veteran actor Dharmendra on November 24 left Indian cinema mourning the loss of a true legend. With a career spanning decades, the beloved star created timeless memories on screen. Now, his final film Ikkis is set to release on January 1, 2026, serving as a poignant swan song to an extraordinary life in cinema. Ahead of the film’s theatrical release, director Sriram Raghavan has shared emotional insights into how Dharmendra’s personal experiences deeply shaped his final performance.

In an interview with The Hindu, Raghavan spoke about the actor’s natural presence and emotional depth. “With Dharamji, there was no acting,” the filmmaker said. “His walk, his gait — everything was part of the character.” According to Raghavan, Dharmendra connected instinctively with the story, drawing from his own life experiences. The emotional weight of leaving his homeland in Punjab years ago had settled into his being, making the idea of revisiting one’s roots profoundly personal for him. “He was totally into the character,” Raghavan added.

The director also highlighted Dharmendra’s sharp understanding of dialogue and his appreciation for restraint. While Raghavan provided the written lines, he often invited the actor to interpret them in his own way. Dharmendra’s improvisations made such an impact that many of his spontaneous lines were retained in the final cut. Beyond acting, the late star’s love for poetry also found space during filming. Raghavan revealed that Dharmendra often shared his poems on set, and though encouraged to publish them, the actor preferred to take his time. One of his compositions was eventually recited in the film, adding a deeply intimate touch to the narrative.

Ikkis is a biographical war drama based on the life of Second Lieutenant Arun Khetarpal, who was martyred at the age of 21 during the Battle of Basantar in the 1971 India-Pakistan War. Agastya Nanda plays the role of the young war hero, while Simar Bhatia appears as Kiran. Dharmendra portrays Brigadier ML Khetarpal (Retd.), Arun’s father — a role that now carries even greater emotional weight as his final on-screen appearance.

The film also stars Jaideep Ahlawat, Suhasini Mulay, Sikander Kher, Rahul Dev, Vivaan Shah, and Shree Bishnoi. A special screening held in Mumbai ahead of the release saw several film industry stalwarts in attendance, including Rekha, Salman Khan, Fardeen Khan, Riteish Deshmukh, and Genelia D’Souza.

As Ikkis prepares to hit theatres, it stands not only as a tribute to a fallen war hero but also as a heartfelt farewell to Dharmendra — an icon whose legacy will live on forever.

Eminem – The Real Slim Shady Song Lyrics

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Song Name – The Real Slim Shady
Singer -Eminem

Check out The Real Slim Shady Song Lyrics by Eminem

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam; like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her as* worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what

Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is

Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so f*ck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a f*ck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I’m like a head trip to listen to
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting

Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
F*ck it, let’s all stand up